my sexual orientation is straight

to the bank to cash all this money i’m rich bitch

(Source: chardonnaythroughtheday)

What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.

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*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive)